Monday, April 30, 2018

Unauthorized Fun: Inhale the Pep Catastrophe!

It will surprise approximately none of you to learn that I am a big nerd for all kinds of things, not just Disney theme parks.* One of the things that tickles my fancy from time to time is anagrams: the art of rearranging the letters in a word or phrase to create a different word or phrase, ideally one that relates to the source in some way. Anagrams make great puzzle clues, or even the puzzles themselves.
So what could be better than a list of Disneyland-related anagrams?** I created these with the help of various online resources. Feel free to take them with you on your next trip to the resort to pass the time while waiting in those interminable queues. The solution to each one is the name of an attraction, themed area, or other major feature in the Disneyland Resort. An answer key is available upon request,*** but to make things just a tad easier for the Disneyland anagrammonaut, I've listed them in alphabetical order by solution (so you can rule out certain rearrangements once you get going).
Or you could just cheat by inputting them into an anagram website on your smartphone. Either way, enjoy!


WANDER...NEON...ILL? ACID????

UNEARTH MINING DOUBT

FIND REEVALUATION ARC

CULINARY CHARACTER ART SET

LEND TEN HOLIDAYS

DESTROY DARN LINES

INHUMAN AD NOTES

INTO THERAPY HERE

AN AVENUE RAN DISJOINTED

A RAW VARMINT BROKE IT

MONSTER BEHOLDS BRAT

SEERS WARN: NO EQUAL

HE REAP BEST FABRICATION

SPARRING CARS: I, ROADSTER

REWORKED CODE

USABLY ELEGANT EPIC SET

A MAP CONTINUES

ANIMAL SHUNS POT

SOUR START

MOON WORLD ART


* And LEGOs. And Disney films.
** Answer: Lots of things.
*** For a nominal fee, I will include my forced, convoluted explanation as to how each anagram relates to the solution.

Monday, April 23, 2018

After-Action Report: Pixar Fest

It's very rare that I manage to see new developments at the Disneyland Resort within the first week or two of launch. The San Fernando Valley isn't quite close enough to Anaheim for a casual hop over, and I don't actually own a car. So my trips need a bit of advance planning, and the timing doesn't often seem to work out for experiencing something while it's brand-new. This was an exception—I had some time off of work, and my sister had a day off, and so we managed to hit the place up on a Wednesday.
The weather was perfect, the crowds were as light as they are ever likely to be anymore, and...Pixar Fest had just started up the previous weekend.


Man, they don't make summer events like they used to, do they?
Like I've said before, I've got nothing against Pixar. They produce quality movies.* Coco was one of the best things I've seen in years. But as I've also said before, Pixar is not a theme. There is not much uniting the Pixar movies apart from them all being made by the same studio; objectively speaking, a summer celebration dedicated to Pixar is no more coherent than if they tossed all of the films in the Disney Animated Canon into a hat and drew fifteen at random.
But it is what it is. So what is it? How is it? Is it tolerable?
Eh, I guess.

Monday, April 16, 2018

Tropical Hideaway and Other Adventureland Thoughts

I...actually don't know how to categorize this post.
Slightly old news at this point, I know, but I’ve been thinking lately about the announcement earlier this year concerning a plan to gut Aladdin’s Oasis and replace it with something called the Tropical Hideaway. Details are sketchy so far, but the official announcement describes it as an “exotic traders' market” where Jungle Cruise skippers will hang out, and the accompanying concept art depicts tables and chairs for outdoor dining and what appear to be a few Tiki birds.
If you’ve been following this blog for any length of time, you know that my default reaction to these sorts of announcements is one of extreme skepticism—i.e. “You’re doing WHAT to MY PARK???”—but in this case, I’m actually all for it. The whole concept of Aladdin’s Oasis in Adventureland has never sat right with me, for a variety of reasons. Here are some of them:

Monday, April 9, 2018

It Came From the Fandom: DisneyBound

Beware, for Disney's legal team is mighty and not to be trifled with.
The above is basically why adults aren't allowed to wear character costumes in the parks. No one is going to mistake the ten-year-old in the Cinderella dress for the actual official Princess offering photo ops and autographs, but an adult might be, and that raises potential liability issues for the company. A blanket ban on costumes for any guest over the age of 14 is the simplest way to avoid such problems altogether.
But in case no one had noticed, the majority of the grown-ups walking through those gates, with or without young'uns in tow, are Millennials now. Millennials grew up during the Disney Renaissance. Their childhoods were defined by a nearly constant stream of quality animated movies, which may be part of why so many of them didn't outgrow Disney when they hit puberty.
My point is, there are a whole lot of adults who wish they could dress as the characters when visiting Disneyland. And that is the reason for the practice known as “DisneyBound,” wherein people visit Disney parks in outfits that are not character costumes, but use color and accessories to be reminiscent of characters' looks.
I've tried it myself. I bet you'll never guess which character. (Sis, I see you preparing to type a blinding-flash-of-the-obvious comment, but you were there. So it wouldn't be a guess, would it?) Turns out, it's a lot of fun. Putting such an outfit together can be a great creative exercise, and it's a good way to snag a little extra Cast Member attention.
And if you need a little boost of inspiration...there's an app for that. Well, sort of. It's actually a Tumblr blog, dedicated solely to posting images of potential DisneyBound outfits. Some of the entries are submissions, but the vast majority are original content, composited from images of garments, accessories, and jewelry found elsewhere online. It's almost exclusively women's fashion (which is—let's face it—more variable), but someone with more masculine style could easily adapt the ideas.
Moreover, it's a really prolific blog, posting multiple outfits every dang day, often according to a daily theme, so a huge variety of concepts get explored. And before you ask...yes, some theme park-exclusive characters have been featured. It's a great blog just to scroll through.
Have fun!

Monday, April 2, 2018

After-Action Report: Peter Pan's Flight

You know what I don't talk about enough? Peter Pan's Flight. Let's fix that.
Peter Pan's Flight is the most popular of the Fantasyland dark rides by a country mile, with queues that regularly top 45 minutes. Granted, this is partly because of its low capacity for its ride type—the ornate pirate ships only seat two or three where most dark ride vehicles seat four—but let's give the ride's content plenty of credit too. Most people probably assume the secret of this attraction's success is neatly summed up by its title: it's based on Peter Pan, one of the most evergreen films in the Disney Animated Canon, and it lets guests fly.
The impact of that second bit cannot be overstated. There have been other suspended rides in the history of the Disneyland Resort, but none have ever managed to replicate anything like the atmosphere of Peter Pan's Flight, as you whiz through the stars over London and then Neverland. The Skyway, when it was around, lacked any sense of mystique; Soarin' lacks narrative structure and offers only an illusion of forward movement. Peter Pan's Flight is a proper adventure, taking place in what is perhaps the quintessential world of adventure.
But I would argue that there is another key ingredient to the ride's popularity: it is perhaps the single best example of classic dark ride design philosophy in any Disney park. It is about as far from a “book report ride” as you can get without literally presenting an original plot.* Instead of summarizing the events of Peter Pan, it strips the movie down to its emotional core. There in the heart of the film, we find, simply: the thrill of flying and the wonder of removing from our humdrum urban lives to a world of childhood magic. Accordingly, most of the ride is devoted to the airborne journey from London to Neverland, and even that is rendered impressionistic, with forced-perspective models and fiber-optic starfields, rather than being a “faithful” reproduction of the film scene. Everything else about the movie, even the central conflict between the children and Captain Hook, is almost literally an afterthought.
Can you even imagine a ride like this being built nowadays? If they had to invent Peter Pan's Flight from scratch in the current era, it would be called something like Journey to Neverland With Peter Pan**, more emphasis would be placed on all the song sequences, not just “You Can Fly!”, and Peter would be prominent in every scene. It would certainly remind people of the movie, but it would in no way feel like the movie. It almost certainly wouldn't build up 45 minutes' worth of queue at a time, judging by the way guest enthusiasm for the Little Mermaid ride has cooled.
This is why, when Peter Pan's Flight went down for extended refurbishment and gussying-up a few years ago, I was dreading what they'd do to it. I assumed, quite reasonably, that they'd stick in a bunch of imagery taken directly from the movie at the expense of the ride's unique qualities. The first part came to pass, but fortunately with a light enough touch that we were spared the second part. It has changed far less than the Alice dark ride did when it got its own “upgrades.”*** It's still very much the quirky classic it's always been (or at least since 1983).
I can make an observation along these lines: of the five dark rides in Fantasyland, popularity seems to correlate to some extent with adherence to the more traditional principles of dark ride design. As mentioned, Peter Pan's Flight is the most popular. Alice in Wonderland is nearly as abstract and also well-liked. On the other end of the scale, Pinocchio's Daring Journey is of more recent vintage than the others, leans toward the “book report” side of things, and is usually a walk-on. Obviously, there are many other variables to consider, but I think we can safely say that it doesn't hurt a dark ride's reputation to use the impressionistic approach.
So why have the Imagineers largely abandoned said approach? Clearly someone believes that guests want more literal and linear stories in dark rides, but the pattern I have just observed proves, at the very least, that there's more to it than that.
In any case, I'm really glad we still have Peter Pan's Flight as a counter-example to the current line of thinking.

As a final note, here's something I bet you never noticed before. As you turn the last switchback in the queue (before the turnstile), take a look to your left.



* Not that presenting an original plot is necessarily a bad way to go. Roger Rabbit's Car Toon Spin presents an original plot.
** Punchy attraction names are a dying breed.
*** I'm not convinced most of them are upgrades; can you tell?