It's
a major challenge keeping up a weekly posting schedule (nearly 18
months now, go me!) and from time to time I run low on inspiration.
This is one of those times.* So for the next few weeks, I'll be doing
something...straightforward. Please don't be disappointed if there
are no astonishing insights or beautifully written passages for a
while; I need to go on some sort of auto-pilot. Consider it a
necessary compromise between my usual practices and putting the blog
on hiatus.
Have
you seen the new teaser trailer for Moana
yet? I know it's got me excited for the movie. It looks like it's
going to be completely wonderful. I just have one teeny tiny probably
groundless misgiving.
Dear Disney:
Do not use this as an excuse to mess with the Enchanted Tiki Room.
Seriously.
I'm sure we'll come to love this guy:
But
we already
love this guy, just as he is:
They may represent the same mythological figure, but they are not
interchangeable. Get it?
I'm
not too worried, actually. I think Disney learned their lesson with
the fiasco that was Under New Management! and will not be retooling
the Tiki Room in order to promote Moana.
I am just as certain that we will
see a Moana face character and a Maui costume in Disneyland, and if
it's planned right, they'll show up for meet and greets in the
vicinity of the Tiki Room. Or at least somewhere in Adventureland.**
And that got me thinking about the Disney Animated Canon as a whole,
the placement within the parks of various attractions and other
features, and whether I think, in each case, it was the best choice.
So why not do a rundown?
The
fellas over at Parkeology
did something similar a couple years ago: they went through the
Disney Animated Canon film-by-film and pinpointed what they consider
the best tie-in for each in the Disney parks. They're primarily Walt
Disney World guys, so most of their focus was there, but they also
have the luxury of being able to travel, so their list includes
references from Disney resorts all over the world. I am not so
fortunate, so I'll be sticking with Anaheim in my analysis. Huge
surprise, right?
So
here's my goal: identify how each film in the Disney Animated Canon
has been used in the Disneyland Resort, decide whether I like it
as-is, and if not, propose something more thematically appropriate.
It's not going to be very in-depth and it's going to be absolutely
dripping
with my personal biases. But hey...that's what having a blog is all
about!
So let's get this show on the road with the first eleven films in the
Disney Animated Canon!
- Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)
Location:
Fantasyland
There's
absolutely no guesswork about this one—Snow White has laid claim to
a Fantasyland dark ride since Opening Day. You can't really dispute
any of the original movie-based Fantasyland offerings since they
defined the land to begin with. But Snow
White and the Seven Dwarfs
is also a Princess fairy tale, which is what Fantasyland has evolved
to focus on.
Nope, no issues here.
- Pinocchio (1940)
Location:
Fantasyland
This also seems like a natural fit. Pinocchio isn't exactly a fairy
tale, but it is a storybook tale from Europe, and tales of that type
comprise one of the other cornerstones of Fantasyland theming.
- Fantasia (1940)
Location:
Multiple
This
is one of my favorite Disney movies of all time—maybe one of my
favorite movies, period—but I freely acknowledge that you can't
really make a single theme park attraction for it due to its
composite structure. That said, it pops up in various places and
forms around the Disneyland Resort, some of which might surprise you.
The coolest is surely Fantasmic!, which boasts animation clips from
no fewer than four
individual sequences in the film. (I'll spot you “The Sorcerer's
Apprentice” and “Night on Bald Mountain,” but can you identify
the other two?) The sneakiest must be the Primeval World diorama,
which evokes imagery from the “Rite of Spring” segment, some of
it quite specific:
The subtlest might be the Sorcerer's Workshop in California
Adventure, which is named after Yensid but includes scant evidence of
him specifically. And of course Mickey Mouse appears in his
Apprentice getup everywhere, from parades and shows to his own Movie
Barn.
I
wish we got a better variety
of references to this outstanding movie, but failing that, this
scattershot approach is pretty appropriate. What's a bit odd is that
there's nothing for it in Fantasyland, even though at least half the
segments feature magic and/or mythology.
- Dumbo (1941)
Location:
Fantasyland
This
is another of those movies that was represented in Fantasyland right
from the start, so we can't really say it's out of theme. On the
other hand, if Dumbo
weren't made until today, there's no way it would be considered a
good fit for the land of fairy tales. It's an interesting paradox.
- Bambi (1942)
Location:
Grizzly Peak
This
movie is so iconic that it's surprising they haven't done more with
it in the parks...but maybe the trouble is that it's hard to place.
Fantasyland used to be the default destination for anything to do with
animated films and characters, but as a story Bambi
is too realistic to make sense there. The North American wilderness
suggests Frontierland, but that area is more to do with history and
human struggles. Critter Country is for anthropomorphized beasts.
But
that's just Disneyland Park. California Adventure has Grizzly Peak,
representing a more contemporary American wilderness suitable for
recreation and appreciation of wildlife. A while back, I proposed a
Bambi-themed vegetarian restaurant for this location. They haven't
done that, more's the pity, but they have
installed this cute sign in Grizzly Peak Airfield:
It's
not just
a character reference—this is a reproduction of an actual sign that
Disney artists designed for the Forest Service to use before Smokey
the Bear was created to be the anti-forest fire mascot. So I'm pretty
comfortable declaring Grizzly Peak the most fitting land for Bambi.
- Saludos Amigos (1942)
Location:
Adventureland?
This
is where I start running into real trouble. Disney's “package era”
is hit-or-miss when it comes to quality, and even more so when it
comes to representation in the parks. Saludos
Amigos
tends to be overshadowed, both officially and in the eyes of the
public, by its de facto sequel, The
Three Caballeros
(see below). I'm really not sure where you could
put something pertaining specifically to Saludos—Adventureland
is my best guess because it is a travelogue of exotic places, some of
them tropical, but it's a rough fit. If only they had built
International Street back in the day, that would be perfect.
- The Three Caballeros (1944)
Location:
Frontierland
We're in slightly better shape here. The second half of this movie
takes place in Mexico, which gives it an affinity for the El Zocalo
area of Frontierland. On the rare occasions when the park rolls out
the Caballeros costumes for meet-and-greets, that's where they set
up. The three also appear in Mickey's Soundsational Parade and in
puppet form on “it's a small world,” but in both cases the entire
point is still “Hi, we're from Mexico!” and doesn't change my
assessment.
- Make Mine Music (1946)
Location:
?
I got nothin' for this one. Even the most well-known individual
segments, such as “Casey at the Bat” and “Peter and the Wolf,”
don't line up well with any of the area themes in the Disneyland
Resort. Fortunately, it's not much of a loss.
- Fun and Fancy Free (1947)
Location:
Fantasyland
If we did get something permanent related to this movie, it would
almost certainly pertain to “Mickey and the Beanstalk” rather
than the forgettable*** Bongo segment. As an adaptation of a classic
fairy tale, it would belong to Fantasyland pretty much by definition.
- Melody Time (1948)
Location:
Frontierland
The standout segment here is “Pecos Bill,” which already gets its
due honors in Frontierland as the original backstory for the Golden
Horseshoe. The current stage backdrop advertises “Slue Foot Sue's
Finishing School,” along with other heartwarming tributes to the
original cast.
This movie also includes the “Johnny
Appleseed” segment, which if anything is even more
appropriate for Frontierland.
- The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad (1949)
Location:
Fantasyland
This
film, of course, has a Fantasyland dark ride going back to Opening
Day. Like the Dumbo rides, it seems a little oddly placed
nowadays—automobiles and fairy tales don't really mix—but I
wouldn't have it anywhere else.
So
much for the first round. Join me next week for the next eleven!
* Also, I'm recovering
from a minor accident, and I'm just sore enough to have a hard time
concentrating.
** Not
Hollywood Land. Are you guys listening to me over there?
***
When it isn't being uncomfortably apologetic of intimate partner
violence.
Also, if they were to take hold of the other half of Ichabod and Mr. Toad, they Headless Horseman would surely make its appearance in Fantasyland. So its placement is sound enough, in my eyes.
ReplyDeleteSomeday down the road, probably after I've finished watching all the Walt-era films in order, I was going to do something like this myself... List the top five films for each area (and all 10 for Fantasyland, because that's pretty direct).
ReplyDeleteGood choices, though I would say that Casey at the Bat and Johnny Fedora and Alice Bluebonnet fits to Main St. and Peter and the Wolf is Fantasyland (it's even in the Paris version of Storybookland). Blue Bayou would fit to New Orleans Sq. and The Martins and the Coys would fit to Frontierland.
Also, I hope you're recovering well from your accident!
You're not wrong about any of that and I did give them some consideration. I think ultimately the problem is that Make Mine Music itself is so obscure nowadays. Most people won't recognize the titles of any of the mid to late 40s package films, but with Make Mine Music even most of the individual segments have fallen by the wayside.
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