The mission: To assemble the perfect Disneyland playlist, referencing
every themed land and major attraction, using only songs and
instrumental music that a relative newbie to the hobby would be able
to readily find. There's no need to dive into limited-edition
multi-disc park soundtracks, the “Disneyland Forever” archives,
or the murky depths of torrent streaming.*
Last
week, I covered Main Street, USA and Adventureland. This
week...the mission continues!
“Down in New
Orleans”
I
firmly believe that part of the reason Disney decided to set The
Princess and the Frog
in New Orleans was to provide some tie-in material for New Orleans
Square. Even if I'm wrong, the fact remains that Disney has a perfect
anthem for this part of the park.
“Yo Ho (A
Pirate's Life For Me)”
What did I say last time about attractions with their own famous
theme songs? This one has been making it onto Disney song compilation
albums for decades, and thanks to being sung in snippets in the
popular film franchise, it's even recognizable to people who have
never set foot in a Disney theme park.
“Swanee River”
I choose this song to represent the winding backstreets of New
Orleans Square, with all that great shopping and dining. This
recording by the Side Street Strutters has been used on more than one
theme park album as a sample of the live music present in New Orleans
Square.
“Grim Grinning
Ghosts”
Because the Haunted Mansion movie did so much worse than the Pirates
movie, this song doesn't have nearly the pop-culture penetration of
“Yo Ho (A Pirate's Life For Me),” but it's about equally likely
to appear in a Disney song collection alongside the likes of “A
Spoonful of Sugar” and “Hakuna Matata.”
“The Great
Outdoors”
I
introduce Critter Country with a nostalgic throwback to when it was
Bear
Country, or at least when the Country Bears were still around.**
Besides coming from a vintage attraction, this song is basically a
love letter to the forest where the critters live, which makes it
nigh-perfect for this land in my book.
“Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah”
You
know what's a little strange? One of the most enjoyable and
successful Disney songs of all time originated in a movie which the
company has disowned. I would wager that the
crowd-sung version featured on Splash Mountain is far more familiar
to most people than the James Baskett solo from Song
of the South,
but I couldn't resist sharing the latter.
“Winnie The Pooh”
The
Many Adventures of Winnie The Pooh, the ride, features several songs
from The
Many Adventures of Winnie The Pooh,
the movie...but how could I choose anything other than the opening
song introducing the cuddly title character?
“The Ballad of
Davy Crockett”
Did
you know the Davy Crockett Explorer Canoes are technically considered
to be a Critter Country attraction? If you assumed they were part of
Frontierland, you can hardly be blamed. When the area was
still part of Frontierland, as the Indian Village, they were called
the Indian War Canoes. When the borders were redrawn, the canoes
stayed in place with a name change. One of those interesting tidbits
of Disneyland history. Maybe they're overdue for another name change?
But in the meantime, what better song to assign to them than this
1950s smash hit? And it makes a great segue to Frontierland itself.
“A Cowboy Needs a
Horse”
This
song comes from a relatively obscure 1956 Disney short of the same
name, featuring
a button-nosed tyke who falls asleep after a hard day of playing
cowboy and dreams of further gunslinging adventures as seen through
the lens of innocent all-American childhood. It's the sort of thing
that could only
have been made in the 1950s and maybe only by Disney. But it is very
much in the spirit of Frontierland as it was first built.
“The
Three Caballeros”
El
Zocalo and its attached restaurant add a bit of Mexican flair to
Frontierland. Nothing says “Disney plus Mexico” like The
Three Caballeros
(well, nothing on this side of the country), and in fact you can
sometimes find the eponymous trio doing meet-and-greets in El Zocalo.
“Pecos Bill”
It
may not be the focal point of the shows anymore, but the Golden
Horseshoe is virtually marinated in references to the “Pecos Bill”
segment from Melody
Time.
Plus it's one of the all-time Disney cowboy classics.
“Just Around the
Riverbend”
Pocahontas
is an inexact fit for Frontierland theming, but Disney likes to
promote it there nevertheless. I will at least accept this song as a
good anthem for the Rivers of America, with its lyrical imagery of a
river as both a literal watercourse and a metaphor for exploration.
The exploration aspect seems particularly apt right now, with the
Rivers about to re-open with their new outline and scenery. We'll all
be excited to see what's around the riverbend soon enough!
“Dippermouth
Blues”
The dock may be located in Frontierland, but the Mark
Twain Riverboat is almost
more of a New Orleans Square attraction, isn't it? Before the latter
was built, the southern area of Frontierland along the waterfront
functioned as a sort of proto-New Orleans Square, complete with
Dixieland band performances. While the Mark
has remained docked during construction on the Rivers of America, it
has been the site of the Princess Tiana meet-and-greet. Because of
all this, I decided a Dixieland hit would be the best to represent
the riverboat, and due to its brief cameo in The Princess
and the Frog, “Dippermouth
Blues” gets the nod.
“Columbia,
Gem of the Ocean”
Okay,
so the “Columbia” referred to in this song is a poetic alternate
name for the United States, and not the first American ship to
circumnavigate the globe. Nonetheless, I cannot resist using it as
the song for the S.S.
Columbia.
It was a candidate for the national anthem during the period
represented by Frontierland at large, and “gem of the ocean” is a
better epithet for a ship than a nation anyway.
“Mairi's
Wedding”
Tom Sawyer Island is still all pirated up, but rather than dipping
directly back into the Pirates of the Caribbean well (ride or
movies), I offer you this tune. It's not really a sea chanty...but it
sounds enough like one that it was added to the background of the
Mark Twain soundtrack recording as an audio illustration, of sorts,
of Pirate's Lair. I haven't been able to find the specific version
used there, which includes a small woodwind like a piccolo or tin
whistle, but it's never a bad time to listen to Celtic music
regardless of the instrumentation.
“Ballad
of Thunder Mountain”
If you didn't know Disney produced a song about Big Thunder Mountain
Railroad, I can't blame you—not being featured on the ride itself,
it naturally never achieved the same public awareness as the likes of
“Grim Grinning Ghosts” or “There's a Great Big Beautiful
Tomorrow.” Also...let's be real, it's nowhere near as good a song
as either, or any of the successful attraction themes. But it is
about the ride.
Next Week: Fantasyland! Yep,
just Fantasyland!
* Count the water words!
** There was a solid two years between the debut of the Country Bear
Vacation Hoedown and the name change.
Hah! I’m ready for this one now!
ReplyDelete“Theme” from “The Magnificent Seven” by Elmer Bernstein and “Hoedown” from “The Rodeo Suite” by Aaron Copland, two of the most iconic “Western” orchestral pieces to set the tone of Frontierland’s wide open spaces and towering buttes.
“The Ballad of Davy Crockett” and “Bang Goes Old Betsy” by Fess Parker from the “Davy Crockett” EP, for Frontierland’s greatest hero.
“The Legend of Pecos Bill” by Roy Rogers and the Sons of the Pioneers, for Frontierland’s second greatest… Or is he the first greatest? Anyways…
“Theme” from Disney’s “Zorro” TV show, for the third greatest hero? Or at least that Spanish influence of Alta California and the Rancho del Zoccalo.
“Riverboat Medley” by the Disneyland Band from “Disneyland Band Concert”, for a trip aboard the Mark Twain Riverboat (incidentally, this track include audio from Mark Twain’s whistle).
“Swanee River” by the Royal Street Bachelors, “Muskrat Ramble” by The Strawhatters, and “Tiger Rag” by The Firehouse Five Plus Two, all to set the Dixieland Jazz feel of New Orleans Square.
“Yo Ho (A Pirate’s Life for Me)” and “Overture” from the Pirates of the Caribbean OST, for obvious reasons. And “Grim Grinning Ghosts” for obvious reasons too. And “Zip-A-Dee-Do-Dah” from the “Song of the South” OST, while we’re at it. And “Bear Band Serenade” and “Blood on the Saddle” from the Country Bear Jamboree OST (the latter by way of Tex Ritter), as a reminder of what once was.
Now I did not know that there was a song for Big Thunder Mountain… that’s quite a piece of digital archaeology there!
I must confess, I *almost* used the Zorro theme for El Zocalo. But then I remembered about the Three Caballeros meet-and-greet spot, and well, I'm trying to make this playlist as close as possible to something an average guest would throw together as a memento of their trip.
DeleteFor that matter, I did consider using your method of picking a suite of melodies to go with each land, rather than one per attraction, but I figured this way would be more of a challenge and less likely to drift off into the weeds of genre music.