Sunday, December 6, 2015

After Action Report: A Christmas Fantasy Parade

Do you remember what Christmas was like when you were little? About seven or so? When snow was only for playing in (and not shoveling), when you could not imagine ever getting tired of eating cookies, when new toys were intoxicating? Do you remember when you wrote actual letters to Santa Claus and then lay awake at night on Christmas Eve to see if you could catch him in the act?
Do you remember?
Someone obviously does...because someone distilled those memories, that feeling, and used the concentrate as the basis for “A Christmas Fantasy,” Disneyland's seasonal parade since 1994.

I was a relative latecomer to the wide world of Disneyland parades. We never watched many of them while I was growing up—I seem to remember my parents saying things like “You can watch a parade anywhere,” and urging more rides. The one big exception was the Electrical Parade, which even they couldn't deny was completely unique. (Besides, by that point in the evening, our feet needed the break.) It wasn't until I was an adult and in control of my own Disneyland schedule that parade-viewing became a regular part of my trips and I learned that my parents' argument was invalid pretty much across the board. As with so many things in the entertainment world, nobody does parades like Disney. Imagineering applies the same principles to parades that it does to other large-scale live entertainment offerings, and even rides; as a result, the average Disneyland parade combines the technical expertise of Macy's or the Rose Parade, the projected warmth of a simple neighborhood event, and way more coherence than either.
The various Christmas parades are no exception, and from what I've seen—which admittedly is not as much as some (see above)—“A Christmas Fantasy” is the best of the lot. The concept, music, the floats, the costumes, the roles taken by Disney characters...it all comes together into something extraordinary. Something larger than life. Something for the seven-year-old in all of us.*


Concept

Outside of Disney parks, Christmas parades probably outnumber all the others put together. It's the big holiday of the year and all that's really required to hold a parade in its honor is a high school marching band, a Scout troop, a couple of pickup trucks with tinsel on, a rental Santa suit, and someone willing to loan one or two classic cars to the Chamber of Commerce. (I'm going by the handful of small-town Christmas parades I've witnessed.) My point is that “Christmas parade,” of itself, is a fairly generic idea. It takes Disney-caliber showmanship to make more of it.
This is where I think “A Christmas Fantasy” really shines even compared to other Christmas parades in the parks, which tend to be no more conceptually elaborate than “Disney characters in Santa hats.” ACF presents eight individual units, each themed to a specific aspect of Christmas—letters to Santa, baking cookies, outdoor winter activities, etc. Disney characters are present, of course, but what they're doing is more relevant to the parade than who they are...or rather, what they're doing follows naturally from who they are and what time of year it is. More on this later...


Music

I love music—obviously enough, since I devoted an entire category of blog posts to it. I've never completed a Music Appreciation course or learned to play an instrument well, but...well, I'm the sort of person who unironically listens to film scores and video game soundtracks—all the way through, not just the one or two bits that everyone remembers. I love music. The fastest way to ruin any sort of entertainment experience for me is to give it lackluster music.
Fortunately, “A Christmas Fantasy” does music right. I've always thought that Disney parades are at their best when they have a soundtrack based on an original theme tune.** ACF certainly has that, opening with a swooping fanfare that leads into a charming ditty about the magic of the holiday. Each unit plays the main chorus and a unique verse of this song before moving on to a medley of familiar Christmas songs relating to its subject matter. It finishes with another round of the chorus, and the cycle continues into the next unit. As usual with Disney parades, the individual unit soundtracks are all precisely the same length and synchronized in order to allow seamless transitions. It's pretty much a textbook case of variations on a theme, and it hits just the right level of energy for Christmas.


Characters

The use of Disney characters in this parade is fairly unusual as these things go. I think it's safe to say that most Disney parades are planned entirely around which characters and movies to feature (which in turn often reflects what the Marketing Department wants to promote at the time). Even Mickey's Soundsational Parade, which I absolutely love, follows this pattern...it's just that characters and movies associated with interesting music take top priority. But as I mentioned above, “A Christmas Fantasy” is built around Christmas activities, with suitable characters attached. The obligatory appearance by the Princesses is in the context of a Candlelight Ball, Goofy gets to be his disaster-prone self in a bakery, and the Toy Factory features not just Woody and Buzz, but also Geppetto and Pinocchio.
Needless to say, I really like this approach. Seeing the characters partake in holiday activities that fit them as individuals makes them feel more real, and the park more like a window on their world, than when they are simply put on display for their own sake. Would that Disney treated their characters this way more often—not just in the parks, but in general.
And then there are the “characters” specific to this parade (or held over from previous Christmas parades), who are worth addressing in some detail because their costumes are just so fantastic. I can't think of another production anywhere in the world that brings so many Christmas/winter icons to life in such imaginative detail. The parade opens with a live music-box ballerina and teddy bear:


The marching band dresses up as wooden soldiers, with specially made trumpets that they can play right through their big round costume heads:


The Bakery unit features amazingly convincing gingerbread men (look closely and you'll see that the flat backs of their costumes look a bit singed) and a troupe of bakers who might just be part pastry themselves:



Santa's reindeer strike a good balance between being majestic creatures of the tundra and friendly performers:


But the best unit for this stuff has to be the Winter Wonderland segment, which includes three separate dance troupes of delightfully on-point characters. There are these chubby, cheerful snowmen and snow-women:


The skating snowflakes inescapably invite comparison with the winter pixies from Fantasia:


And, added in the last few years, a quartet of “skiers” (on extra-long inline skates) who zip up and down along the entire length of the unit:

(Gotta love the Nordic-style knitted hats!)

In addition to these outstanding extras, Winter Wonderland offers the liveliest and most complex musical medley in the parade, as well as the enticing appeal of a snowy landscape for those of us who rarely experience one in real life. If I had to pick a favorite unit in the parade, this one would probably be it.


Floats

Does “A Christmas Fantasy” have the best floats of any parade in Disneyland history? Nah—even just taking the current era into consideration, Soundsational has it beat. But they're still highly imaginative renditions of standard Christmas-related concepts. Mrs. Claus's Mailroom has separate receiving stations for each continent. Goofy uses a small cement mixer to create frosting for a gingerbread house the size of a family tent. But the most fascinating float is surely the main one from the Toy Factory unit:


The idea is that this is a fantastic, mobile machine that makes and wraps toys for Santa to deliver. The structure of the float includes lots of gears and pistons and spinning drums and squishy noises to suggest three processes, labeled with giant letter blocks. BUILD shows blocks of raw wood moving into the machine on a conveyor belt, and assembled toys coming out. PAINT applies bright colors, and WRAP takes in the finished toys and spits out paper-covered boxes. It's utterly whimsical, mechanized without being devoid of personality, and even gives the impression of being an experimental prototype.
I'm also fond of the use of books as a consistent motif throughout the parade. Most of the units are introduced with a mini-float in the shape of a giant book—be it a storybook, a songbook, or even a cookbook. This calls to mind the numerous classic Disney animated films that open with a literal book containing the story we are about to be told, which in turn gives the parade even more of a fantastical, fairy-tale feel. “A Christmas Fantasy” indeed!

Conclusion

A Christmas Fantasy” is over 20 years old at this point and shows no signs of being retired—the greatest longevity for any parade since the Electrical Parade itself.*** It must be doing something right. Should you decide to brave the hordes this holiday season, make sure to give this parade some of your time. You can't get entertainment like this just anywhere.



* And in my case, the alternate-universe seven-year-old who grew up somewhere that actually gets snow in the winter.
** Or at least a highly distinctive one. “Baroque Hoedown” was not written for the Electrical Parade, but few people would associate it with anything else.
*** And actually, when you consider how drastically the Electrical Parade was retooled from its original form in 1977, ACF might be considered to have surpassed it at this point.

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