Some
Disneyland background music loops are custom-recorded just for the
park, painstakingly planned and executed to be something entirely
unique. Some are what we call “needle-drop”—assembled
from existing pieces in a particular style or genre that supports the
theme of the area, shop, or restaurant where they are played.
Needle-drop loops often make use of edits and cross-fades in order to
avoid sounding too much like an amateur mix tape and omit portions,
usually vocals, that might be distracting or intrusive.
And
sometimes, the sound engineers just cheat,
and use songs and music straight from Disney's own library of
soundtracks. It's certainly not bad music, but it's so obvious.
Lazy, even—how much thought or effort can it possibly take to
devise a playlist for a location in Disneyland that uses nothing but
the soundtrack versions of well-known Disney songs?
My case in point here will be the background music loop that plays in
the Bibbidi Bobbidi Boutique, and has since this location was known
as Once Upon a Time...A Princess Shoppe.* As you might guess, this
loop consists entirely of songs, and a few instrumental pieces, from
some of Disney's animated “Princess movies”...specifically, the
first six such movies, which constituted the entirety of the Disney
Princess brand when it was first launched and when the shop first
assumed that identity in 2002. (Previously, it had been the Tinker
Bell Toy Shoppe.)
So far, so predictable. If you're going to sell Princess merch, you
might as well do it with songs sung by and about your star characters
playing in the background. A while back, as a service to my fellow
Disney theme park music archivists at Mousebits, I spent some time in
the shop just jotting down the playlist and noting any edits made to
the tracks. At home, I looked over my notes and assigned a logical
“beginning point” for the loop, and wound up with this:
- Be Our Guest
- Some Day My Prince Will Come
- Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo [1st verse only]
- Sleeping Beauty Finale
- Tour of the Kingdom
- Something There
- So This Is Love
- Under the Sea
- Snow White Overture
- I'm Wishing/One Song
- Cinderella [score portion omitted]
- Hail to the Princess Aurora
- Part of Your World
- Belle [intro omitted]
- A Whole New World
- With a Smile and a Song
- A Dream Is a Wish Your Heart Makes [1st verse only]
- Once Upon a Dream
- Kiss the Girl
- Beauty and the Beast
- Whistle While You Work
- Part of Your World (Reprise)
I
don't remember how long it took me to realize that I'd gotten it
wrong, but one day I was going over the list and it dawned on me that
every song from Beauty and the Beast
came after a song from The Little Mermaid,
which came after a song from Sleeping Beauty,
which...
Turns
out, the construction of this loop is even lazier
than I had previously suspected. Not only is the choice of songs
entirely obvious, not only are the versions of those songs the same
ones playing in every eight-year-old girl's bedroom, but the order of
their arrangement is as straightforward and unimaginative as can be.
It's just all six Princess movies taking turns in chronological
order. If one of them runs out of songs that directly involve its
Princess, its turn is skipped for the remainder of the loop, but
nothing else changes. Here's my re-assessment of the playlist,
observing this pattern:
- Snow White Overture
- I'm Wishing/One Song
- Cinderella [score portion omitted]
- Hail to the Princess Aurora
- Part of Your World
- Belle [intro omitted]
- A Whole New World
- With a Smile and a Song
- A Dream Is a Wish Your Heart Makes [1st verse only]
- Once Upon a Dream
- Kiss the Girl
- Beauty and the Beast
- Whistle While You Work
- Part of Your World (Reprise)
- Be Our Guest
- Some Day My Prince Will Come
- Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo [1st verse only]
- Sleeping Beauty Finale
- Tour of the Kingdom
- Something There
- So This Is Love
- Under the Sea
What
happened, Disneyland? The loop was pretty uninspiring anyway, but
this is just appalling arrangement. Area playlists, like
professionally produced albums, should be crafted,
with careful attention paid to the way each song interacts with its
neighbors...not just strung together like someone trying to create a
repeating rainbow pattern from half a bag of Skittles.
Long
story short, this loop needs work.
It needs a more thoughtful arrangement...and it needs to be brought
up to speed with the Princess characters that have been added to the
lineup since 2002.
Obviously, if we're adding a bunch of songs in service of the latter
goal, we'll have to drop some of the ones currently there. I'd like
to focus on songs that emphasize these heroines' individual
personalities, interests, and challenges, not so much their romances
with the male leads—give center stage to the ladies in this very
girly shop. Obviously this isn't possible with every Princess, so
we'll use what's available, and plump out the playlist (as well as
adding variety) with score tracks from the respective films.
With those guidelines in mind, I scoured my soundtracks. I won't bore
you with the details of all my list-making, arranging, listening to
transitions, editing, and re-arranging. I'll just skip to the good
stuff: my proposal for an updated music loop for the Bibbidi Bobbidi
Boutique!
- Overture (Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs)
- Hail to the Princess Aurora (Sleeping Beauty)
- Part of Your World (The Little Mermaid)
- Honor to Us All (Mulan)
- The Games (Brave) (0:42 - End)
- Just Around the Riverbend (Pocahontas)
- Almost There (The Princess and the Frog)
- A Dream is a Wish Your Heart Makes (Cinderella) (edited similarly to the existing loop)
- I See the Light (Tangled)
- Tour of the Kingdom (The Little Mermaid)
- Reflection (Mulan)
- Touch the Sky (Brave)
- Kingdom Dance (Tangled)
- Belle (Beauty and the Beast)
- Whistle While You Work (Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs)
- Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo (Cinderella) (0:37-3:35 of the link. Some of the soundtracks for older Disney movies do this irritating thing where an entire scene's worth of music, song and score alike, is smushed together into a single track.)
- Ray/Mama Odie (The Princess and the Frog) (1:34-2:47) (Some of the soundtracks for newer Disney movies, on the other hand, do this even more irritating thing where score music from vastly different parts of the movie is all mixed together. This section of this track plays over the scene where Naveen asks Tiana to dinner aboard the steamboat.)
- A Whole New World (Aladdin)
- Do You Hear That?/I Wonder (Sleeping Beauty) (0:00-0:06; 1:09-2:24)
- Colors of the Wind (Pocahontas)
- Beauty and the Beast (Beauty and the Beast)
I
arranged the songs with two purposes in mind. Firstly, I wanted each
song to sound relatively natural coming after the one before it—no major clashes between key signatures, tempos, etc. This
required a lot of trial and error, since it wasn't always intuitively
obvious which songs work well in direct seqence. Secondly, in sharp
contrast to the plodding chronological sequence of the existing loop,
I wanted a lot more thorough mixing of “eras” of Disney
animation. If my loop were used in the Bibbidi Bobbidi Boutique, even
someone who just popped in to browse for ten minutes or so would
probably hear music from the classic era, the Disney Renaissance, and
the current era.
With
all my edits (including trimming a few seconds of silence from the
end of some tracks so that each one flows into the next), this
playlist clocks in at 53 minutes and 37 seconds, almost exactly the
same as the original. I usually consider the “ideal” length for a
Disneyland music loop to be right around an hour, so this lineup also
has room to grow...say, once Elsa and Anna are officially added to
the Disney Princess brand?**
If
you agree that my loop is an improvement over the one currently in
use in the Bibbidi Bobbidi Boutique, I would like to point out that I
am not in any sense a trained musician or sound engineer. I wouldn't
even consider myself at a “hobbyist” level for these things—that
is, creating custom music loops isn't something I do for fun on any
sort of regular basis. If a total n00b like me can bang out something
like this over the course of a week...why did the presumed
professionals in charge of the music for the Princess Shoppe make
such a perfunctory effort?
You
might think at this point that my
nitpicking is officially over the top. After all, it's just a shop.
Aimed at children, no
less. What do kids know from music mixing? All they care about is
grabbing the sparkliest tiara, right? Maybe we'd have something to
talk about if it were a ride queue or nice sit-down restaurant that
had so little attention paid to its auditory dimension.
I
believe that little things matter. Little things like the paint job
on a Main Street storefront or the texture of the ground in
Frontierland...or the background music in a shop/salon catering to
little girls. Disneyland isn't just about Space Mountain and Mickey
Mouse***—it's also about atmosphere, and the wonderful escapism
provided by a carefully designed themed environment. Details are
vital to atmosphere—if
they aren't right, even if you don't consciously notice, the
wrongness will get to you on some level and make the experience less
satisfying. The Bibbidi Bobbidi Boutique makes no pretense of being
on the same level as the Jungle Cruise or Rancho del Zocalo, but
shouldn't it at least aspire to the standard of, say, the Esplanade?
* It
was the Era of Needlessly Long Attraction and Shop Names...Ideally
Including Punctuation.
**
Them not being part of it yet is precisely why I left them out. Make
no mistake, it will happen, sooner or later...but for now, Frozen
is too profitable as a separate brand.
***
“Space Mountain and Mickey Mouse” is my new expression for the
tendency of some fans to think the only important things in Disney
theme parks are thrill rides and popular characters.
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