I
cannot say enough good things about Disney's latest animated feature,
Zootopia, now showing in a
theater near you! But this is not a film blog. This is a theme park
blog; hence my observations will mostly be limited to discussing the
potential and actual impact of this completely excellent
movie on the Disneyland Resort.
So
far, Zootopia has been
brought to the parks in the laziest and most predictable way
possible: by situating fuzzies of the two main characters in
Hollywood Land for photos and autographs. The motivation? To sell
park-hopper tickets. The justification? Well, it's a movie,
isn't it?
Please.
Apart
from a blink-and-you-miss-it* joke about the pronunciation of
“Tujunga,” there is nothing whatsoever tying Zootopia
to California. But neither does it fit comfortably into any of the
themed lands of Disneyland Park...or does it? This post is going to
be a thought experiment on the flexibility of area themes and the
need for creative solutions to potential mismatches. “Theme
dilution” is a common pet peeve among Disney theme park fans, but
the area themes have never been 100% pure, and as Disney's cinematic
palette expands, it's only going to be more challenging for the
Imagineers to successfully integrate movie-based attractions** with
the limited selection of themed areas available.
To
be clear, this entire post is completely speculative. I do not expect
a permanent attraction based on Zootopia
to be built in any park. (Actually, the film's setting would make for
a fantastic basis for a theme park all on its own, but that's another
topic.) The point of the exercise is that we have a wonderful movie,
tearing up box-office records, taking place in a fantastic world that
would be a blast to visit...and there's no obvious place to put
it in Disney's parks.
So what about the non-obvious places?
Let's
imagine for a moment that we live in an alternate universe where
Disneyland is pretty much as it is now, but with enough spare space
around the edges that the Imagineers could put a new attraction in
any land. Under these circumstances, which land's theming would be
the most accommodating of the Zootopia
premise?
For
those of you who haven't seen the movie yet...go see it.
Right now. Seriously. I'll wait.
…
I can't help but notice that you haven't gone anywhere. I'm flattered
that you don't want to put my blog post on hold for a few hours to go
see a movie, but...
Okay,
enough kidding around. Zootopia,
for those just getting up to speed, takes place in a world where humanity never evolved and non-human mammals
collectively developed intelligence, bipedality, and civilization.
The title city of Zootopia is a place where different species can
mingle and work together in harmony without traditional stereotypes
and inter-species rivalries getting in the way. Obviously, the
reality turns out to be less rosy than the advertising copy, but I'm
not going to delve into the film's plot here.
So,
given our hypothetical conditions, where would be the best place to
put a Zootopia
attraction?
I
think we can rule out Main Street, New Orleans Square, and
Frontierland right off the bat. Those three lands are too tied into
real-world, human
history, with no comfortable way to connect to a fanciful yet wholly
contemporary world of animals. But that still leaves five candidates
for our consideration.
Adventureland
– A Lost Civilization of Wild Beasts?
Adventureland is admittedly the least likely of our options. While
Zootopia does have a “Rainforest District” and the central
mystery of the plot concerns citizens randomly turning feral, that's
a far cry from a genuine jungle teeming with wild animals as
traditionally represented in Adventureland. Then, too, the “lost
civilizations” typically found in the sorts of pulp adventures that
provide inspiration for the area, generally don't have high-speed
trains and smartphones. There's a grain of potential here, but no
more than a grain. Let's look elsewhere.
Critter
Country – Critter City?
This, on the other hand, seems like an obvious winner...at first. A
world where animals walk upright, wear clothes, and have
multi-species societies? That description could fit either Critter
Country or Zootopia quite nicely. The one caveat—and it's a pretty
big one—is that Critter Country is portrayed as entirely rustic,
while Zootopia is, well, The Big City. In-universe, no less.
And
that right there is a potential way for the mismatch to solve itself.
The film Zootopia
also has scenes taking place in an outlying rural community called
Bunnyburrow which fits the Critter Country vibe like hand in glove. I
can envision a Zootopia attraction which uses Bunnyburrow as the
setting for
the queue,
so that guests experience Judy's trek from her hometown to the city
before the ride even starts.
Would this work, do you think? A ride taking place someplace very
different from the setting of the land where it is located, using the
queue to help make the transition?
I dunno...you tell me.
Fantasyland
– Back to Basics?
Fantasyland
may skew heavily toward Princesses and fairies nowadays, but it used
to be the default land for all
rides based on animated movies. Snow
White and the Seven Dwarfs
and Dumbo
have little in common, but both have been included in Fantasyland
right from Opening Day. Zootopia
would arguably fit just as well—while it is is no sense a fairy
tale, it is definitely a fable,
its portrayal of civilized animals not too far off from The
Wind in the Willows.
Nonetheless,
it's hard to imagine a Zootopia attraction being added to Fantasyland
in this day and age. As the other lands have expanded their themes to
embrace animated fantasies, so Fantasyland has become progressively
finickier about the sorts of animated fantasies it focuses on. People
expect Fantasyland stories to be, well, fantasies—tales of magic
and olden times and good vs. evil. We can expect more Princesses and
fairies going forward, probably not much in the way of bunny cops.
Mickey's
Toontown – Funny Animals at Home?
Mickey's Toontown has largely inherited the “contemporary animal
characters going about their everyday lives” schtick now that
Fantasyland doesn't want it anymore. As such, a Zootopia attraction
might work here...but it seems like a long shot. It is after
all Mickey's Toontown, specifically based on the characters
and aesthetics of the classic Disney shorts, which don't gel with the
presentation in Zootopia at all. Mickey and his pals are far
more stylized and anthropomorphized than the citizens of Zootopia,
who retain naturalistic proportions and features. In fact, the movie
devotes part of its screen time to showing how the city's
infrastructure accommodates so many different sizes of animals. Which
makes for a nice segue into the fifth and final land under
examination...
Tomorrowland
– A City of Solutions?
In its current state—a hodgepodge of science-fiction and Pixar
concepts (right now with an extra Star Wars-y veneer)—it's easy to
forget that one of the main themes of Tomorrowland used to be
humanity's capacity to solve its problems via technology and
innovation. Zootopia's citizens aren't human, but they also have problems,
many of which we would find familiar and at least some of which are
shown, in the movie, to have innovative technological solutions. The
intensive local climate control that creates the city's diverse
biomes is certainly relevant to our interests. The aforementioned
accommodation of different sizes could serve as a metaphor for
accessibility for the disabled—the public services and many of the
businesses of Zootopia simply take for granted that they serve an
extremely diverse population in terms of size and shape and take
steps to ensure equal access for all.
There is a potential science-fiction angle here as well. Remember how
Zootopia takes place in an alternate universe? What if such an
attraction used the framing device of portals leading from our
universe to theirs? That's what they use for the Monsters Inc. Laugh
Floor in Orlando, and with far less justification for putting it in
Tomorrowland in the first place.
So, strange as it may seem, I think Tomorrowland is about tied with
Critter Country when it comes to suitability for an attraction based
on Zootopia.
In
Conclusion
Disneyland's
area themes have never been rigid, nor should they be. Even if
Imagineering did have the resources to create an entire new land or
sub-land for each movie...I think that would be less satisfying than
what we have currently, where film-based attractions share lands
based on their source material's genres, settings, and tones. It's
more fun to imagine the movies as parts of a shared universe than to
think of them as being completely separate, united only by the fact
that the brands are all owned by the same corporation. We'd all like
for the Princesses to take their afternoon tea together, or for
Tarzan to make friends with Simba, or for Hiro Hamada to discover an
Atlantean crystal.*** And even if Disney doesn't explicitly create
these stories, the proximity allowed by flexible area theming
suggests them to our imaginations.
So
while it can be tempting, as Disney experiments with new,
genre-busting sorts of stories in both animation and live-action, to
throw up our hands and start dreaming about entirely new lands and
parks to house the attractions we would wish to have based on
them...let's give a little more credit to what's already there. If
Disneyland can take us from a 15th-century German kingdom to a 1940s
circus without crossing land barriers, if the Caribbean can fit into
New Orleans, if the Mississippi River can pass through the orange
buttes of the Southwest...then surely there's a place, somewhere, for
a bunny cop.
* Or,
to be perfectly honest, don't-live-in-the-L.A.-area-and-you-miss-it.
**
i.e. the only kind being built anymore.
*** I
can't be the only one who wants this, can I?
I haven't seen Zootopia yet, and honestly don't really care if I do or not, but I would much rather see a Zootopia area in Animal Kingdom than an Avatar area. In the first place, Zootopia is actually Disney, and in the second, Zootopia is anything but Avatar. Is it too late for them to turn the structures for those floating islands into Zootopian skyscrapers?
ReplyDeleteAnimal Kingdom does seem like the natural choice for Zootopia, pretty much by definition, but I question how well the anthropomorphic critters would function within the park's mission statement of promoting awareness of real animals. Even the Yeti in Expedition Everest is portrayed *as though* it were a natural animal.
DeleteAvatar is a pretty dumb addition, though. Even if they wanted to branch out into speculative stuff like exobiology, they should create something original, not license an IP that is long past being the hot thing and is now frequently the subject of parody.