I have literally been a regular Disneyland visitor as long as I
can remember. In fact, one of my very earliest memories is
of visiting Disneyland! With as many visits as I've racked up over
the years—it must be in the hundreds by now—I've also picked up,
well, some stories. Anyone with the money can walk in the front gate,
ride some rides, and leave. That's a typical Disneyland experience.
I've managed to have some fairly atypical experiences there—incidents
that were enviable, or especially memorable, or just plain silly.
Here, in no particular order, are some of the Unusual Things I've
Done At Disneyland:
